King of Cheese! is a swagger-heavy industrial metal anthem about the gamer who only cares about winning. Inspired by years around video game bars, LAN rooms, board game nights, and competitive chaos, the song crowns the exploit abuser, spawn camper, rules lawyer, save scummer, min-maxer, and table-flipping menace we all know. Built on a bouncy bass riff, RIOT/LYRA’s sharp vocal delivery, and a ridiculous hook made to stick in your head, it turns toxic gamer energy into a villain song. Fun, corny, catchy, and proudly unfair, King of Cheese! is what happens when cheating becomes a kingdom.
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Get on your knees!
As long as I am winning
I don't give a fuck
Cheating is a skill
I don't need any luck
The only way to win
Is to not play fair
When you see game over
You know that I was there
King of Cheese!
Map hack, aimbot, spawn camp, bunny hop
Report me all you want, I will never stop
6 pool, cannon rush, bunker farm, proxy hatch
I muted chat, go ahead, call me trash
Save scum, doorway fight, reroll crit, throw the barrel
I cosplay as a time lord, never in peril
As long as I am winning
I don't give a fuck
Cheating is a skill
I don't need any luck
The only way to win
Is to not play fair
When you see game over
You know that I was there
King of Cheese!
Power level, buy gold, stun lock, leash abuse
I'll wreck your guild and call you noobs
I.D.K.F.A. I.D.D.Q.D.
You lost, who cares what you think of me
Loot crates, grenade spam, noob cannon, corner cheese
I found every exploit, brought them to their knees
Mono-red, blue counters, board wipes, cascade
It's only fun if I'm the one who gets to play
As long as I am winning
I don't give a fuck
Cheating is a skill
I don't need any luck
The only way to win
Is to not play fair
When you see game over
You know that I was there
King of Cheese!
Frame trap, sweep spam, knowledge check, rushdown
Get good, son, this is my town
Kingmaker, bash the leader, loaded dice, banker thief
Board game night is ruined because of me
Murderhobo, min-max, coffeelock, munchkin
Thirty-hour campaign, I won in ten
As long as I am winning
I don't give a fuck
Cheating is a skill
I don't need any luck
The only way to win
Is to not play fair
When you see game over
You know that I was there
King of Cheese!
Get on your knees!
King of Cheese!
